like is that like another post with dinosaurs?

dinosaurs are so hip right now, so whatever.

if I lived at jurrasic park

all my friends would be dinosaurs and we would hangout and do dinosaur stuff.

the sistine crapel

girls suck.

joe shcmo says...

respect.

Feel the holiday spirit.

Social interview asked: "Which one of your friends would give the best tug job? Would you enjoy it?"

this might make you chuckle.

no one likes rotten food.

I think it's time to shave

you dirty hippie.

This day in history...

me and your mom totally got it on.

I'm not funny anymore. pt. 2

he sighs in his complete contempt for his doodles.

this is how i feel right now

some background on this one: today is thanksgiving, and i have eaten a lot/too much/is it ever too much? food for thought.

I'm not funny anymore. pt.1

my doodles are dying from a slow death of stupiditis, the swelling of the stupid.

subliminal advertisement

did it work?

brush your teeth

they're the only teeth you got.

don't ask

don't tell. really, some things you don't need to know.

life rocks

rock and roll, baby.

I can make collages too

because i go to collage, i mean, college.

oh lordy

praaaaaaaaaise the looooooooord

cheep up, kiddo

for those cold november nights

make sure to bundle up.

meet the buboes, pt. 2

they're gushing with athleticism!

happy 40th, you guys.

but seriously, stay together for the kids.

shitshit!!

go daddy go!!!

help!

making sense is senseless

you know?

blue

surf wax america.

know your liberal arts student

this was done by friend mahhhrgaret. she has talent. appreciate.

meet the buboes

they're oozing with fun.

ruiner

DRINK MORE.

i'm so pretty, oh so pretty

feliz dia de los muertos, muchachos.

don't be a halloweenie

be a hallowdick. happy halloween.

duderer. diggity duder.

tj kelley iii.

v

iv

this is shokusho goukan

iii

THIS IS MY FIRST POST! SICK! FAT CHICKS!

ii

beast, vol. II, i

bagged

vi

did I mention that I had crabs? 'cause I do, sorry.

v

So I put some country crock on her nuts and it was all good.

iv

That's the Black Dahlia treatment, baby.

iii

Fuck me in the eye socket.

in the beginning...

in the beginning there was nothing but god. on the first god day went to a rager and got really sick and ralphed his brains out, and he saw it and it was good. that's creation, more or less.

that's also how this blog started: someone puking and then finding it funny. because when isn't puke funny? never, it's never not funny.

enjoy.

ii

I'd hit it and then do it from behind.

beasts, vol. I, i

All you need for a good time is a potatoe peeler and your dick.