don't be a halloweenie

be a hallowdick. happy halloween.

duderer. diggity duder.

tj kelley iii.

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this is shokusho goukan

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THIS IS MY FIRST POST! SICK! FAT CHICKS!

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beast, vol. II, i

bagged

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did I mention that I had crabs? 'cause I do, sorry.

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So I put some country crock on her nuts and it was all good.

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That's the Black Dahlia treatment, baby.

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Fuck me in the eye socket.

in the beginning...

in the beginning there was nothing but god. on the first god day went to a rager and got really sick and ralphed his brains out, and he saw it and it was good. that's creation, more or less.

that's also how this blog started: someone puking and then finding it funny. because when isn't puke funny? never, it's never not funny.

enjoy.

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I'd hit it and then do it from behind.

beasts, vol. I, i

All you need for a good time is a potatoe peeler and your dick.